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i-am-the-whale-of-fail: -idealidea: insurrectionarygrapefruit: singingitfortumblr: the-lone-ginger: titssorgtfo: insignificantabnormalities: theoffbuttonispressed: brookvalerising: Mine was  “We don’t have a poetry shortage, there’s plenty of poetry.” Oh. Yeah.  “She did not attempt to cry out, did not budge, did not make the least motion to defend herself.” Worrisome. I apologise for calling early, but I assumed you’d be at work first thing. Oh. sigh if I must “He stood there, reading it, and sort of stroking his bare chest and stomach, with this very stupid expression on his face.” … “Only after weeks of vain effort did the right idea come to somebody - namely, to utilise the force of gravity.” “Descartes was deeply religious” The only book in the room is my psych text book. Mom woke me up when we were coming in for a landing. My legs were cramped and I felt generally shitty.  Oh, great, thanks, Neil Gaiman, FUCK YOU. (The Sandman)    ”You want to go, don’t you?” She said. Oh okay. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil) What does this mean?  Slowly his hands relaxed, and he began to tremble. Well then…

i-am-the-whale-of-fail:

-idealidea:

insurrectionarygrapefruit:

singingitfortumblr:

the-lone-ginger:

titssorgtfo:

insignificantabnormalities:

theoffbuttonispressed:

brookvalerising:

Mine was 

“We don’t have a poetry shortage, there’s plenty of poetry.”

Oh.

Yeah. 

“She did not attempt to cry out, did not budge, did not make the least motion to defend herself.”

Worrisome.

I apologise for calling early, but I assumed you’d be at work first thing.

Oh.

sigh if I must

“He stood there, reading it, and sort of stroking his bare chest and stomach, with this very stupid expression on his face.”

…

“Only after weeks of vain effort did the right idea come to somebody - namely, to utilise the force of gravity.”

“Descartes was deeply religious”

The only book in the room is my psych text book.

Mom woke me up when we were coming in for a landing. My legs were cramped and I felt generally shitty.  

Oh, great, thanks, Neil Gaiman, FUCK YOU. (The Sandman)  

 ”You want to go, don’t you?” She said.

Oh okay.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil)

What does this mean?

 Slowly his hands relaxed, and he began to tremble.
Well then…

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