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loki-cat:

#eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

#*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

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Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
Favorite Quotes

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trollhumper:

How ironic…..

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

• Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
• I absolutely love her but this is hilarious.

i-aint-bovvered:

theokatzman:

#that awkard moment where there’s better continuity across all of British television than Glee has with itself

tag to end all tags.

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i-am-the-whale-of-fail:

rinwolfy:

justalittlefreedom:

Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

Omg yep

Dear Christ, Yes.

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ofwgblake:

gokaliego:

whateveritsandrew:

irrevocablymarisa:

endlessheartbeat:

cobalon:

naydenhagin:

cats69:

kindracantspell:

LITERALLY CRYING

OH MY GOD

OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL

a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets 

WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR

HAHAHFKJHSDJKHFADSJFKJSDFHKJADFUJKAHF OH MY FUCKING GOD

FHKJDGKLDFSHGJHS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

FKKG;F;JGLKJLDFGG CRYING  DYING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

UNLOAD ON THESE NIGGAS KEVIN

UNLOAAAAD

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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

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